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Harry Potter Pick up lines

  • Being without you is like being under the Cruciatus Curse.
  • If I was to look into the Mirror of Erised, I would see the two of us together.
  • What do you say we disapparate out of here.
  • You know, when I said, "Accio hottie," I didn't expect it to work!
  • Will you be my horcrux tonight, so l can give a piece of my soul to you?
  • Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?
  • I must need Occlumency, because I can't get you out of my thoughts.
  • I might as well be under the Imperius curse, because I'd do anything for you.
  • Your smile's like expelliarmus: simple but disarming.
  • Did you survive Avada Kedavra? 'Cause you're drop dead gorgeous.
  • I don't need the mirror of Erised to know that you're everything I desire.
  • Did you use Relashio? 'Cause there's sparks between us.
  • Did you slip some Firewhiskey into my drink, or are you just getting hotter?
  • I want to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.
  • You know, Hagrid's not the only giant on campus.
  • Want to have a Tri-Wizards Tournament? Well not really "Tri-Wizard," I was thinking more one wizard and two witches.
  • I'm not an Animagus but sometimes I can be real animal.
  • A couple nights with me and Moaning Myrtle will have to get a new nickname.
  • You look like you'd be a good Quidditch player. Want to ride my broomstick?
  • Why don't I make like Salazar and Slyther inside of you?
  • I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.
  • You don't have to worry about me, I've been tested for Hogwarts, if you know what I mean.
  • Wanna make some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
  • I need a pensieve because my head is filled with thoughts about you.
  • How do I get into your Department of Mysteries?
  • If you were a basilisk, I wouldn't mind dying just to look into your eyes.
  • Are you a dementor? Because you just took my breath away.
  • If you were a Dementor I would turn criminal just to get your kiss.

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